FvC doin's

So what idiocy came forth from FvC today? Hmmm...

His wife, born in another country, had to nudge FvC to remind him to put his hand over his heart during the national anthem. (Now there's a true "patriot"! Real slick!)

He autographed a kid's hat, then promptly threw the hat into the crowd. (Way to win a kid over, dufus!)

FvC tweet o' the day (TOTD): "The Fake Media (not Real Media) has gotten even worse since the election. Every story is badly slanted. We have to hold them to the truth!" (Puh-leeze!)

From the Press Briefing:

Spicer tried to defend keeping the visitor logs secret, which were explained as "national security concerns" Friday. I won't go into his bullshit excuses. I'll just say what many others have said. The "so called" President serves at the pleasure of the people. The White House is owned by the people and therefore the people deserve an open and transparent White House (and Presidency). I like the idea that a fundraiser should be held so that the entrances to the White House be manned 24/7 to see who is going in and out. Our luck, there are secret entrances that can be used to thwart that.

Spicer also wouldn't commit to the question asking if FvC would ever release his returns. "We'll have to get back to you. He's still under audit." (Yeah...and I'm starring in the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.)